eternalnoob.net

So I finally get my site half functional and its like my pet…

“Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let’s say I go into some guys office and let’s say hes even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I’m like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[Kills Roll]
Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. That’s when I blow it. That’s when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right? “

Point is I updated WordPress withough backing up my styles and junk with the google ads so I have to go back through and add them all in…I am a sellout, I don’t want people coming to this site and not thinking I am a sellout, because I am and that’s what I want people to know about me. In the meantime, try to function without giving google your cash$mioney =(

bm4n

So I figured out where all my traffic was coming from…At first I thought it was from the streaming on my blog but upon further inspection I realized that i was getting a couple thousand hits from warez sites. Mostly arab blogs and stuff…I guess that’s what I get for unpasswording my stuffs. SO I put the password back up on jerk (many of the links on this blog may cease to work) to avoid from being Pwnxx0red by teh RIAA. So now I want to figure out a way to protect my content and stream it. I know theres got to be a way as a lot of sites do junk like that, but usually subscription stuff. Just like a radio would be phat, so that people could just leave the site open and stream stuff. I’m going to be downsizing my collection anyways as I’ve decided to hang up my eye patch and hook and dock my boat. I’m through pirating the seven seas of warez and free music and my music collection will take a substantial hit initally, followed by my wallet.

In the mean time…I have no phat tracks to post because they are all passworded =/

bm4n

Wow guys, I’ve used about 80 Gb of bandwidth this month from audio/video alone. In comparison, in previous months I’m usually under 10-15 Gb across my entire domain…The sad part is I’m actually under for visitors =( I think the problem here is I have such lame content released at such random intervals. Nevertheless I think that all of my (10-15) readers should tell their friends about the site…I don’t really care what you tell them, the point is to get hits. You can even tell them the site is interesting…clever, funny, emotional, relevant to anything in real life…like I said, I really don’t care I would just like to get some more hits. Not for any particular reason eitehr, I just like seeing big numbers. Maybe if I get bigger numbers I would even post more often! I don’t know its 9:30 and I’m bored as crap so I think I’ll just go back to watching Tommy Boy or something. That movie is pretty rockin’. I’d really like to watch it because I just got it yesterday but I kind of told the hills that I would watch it with them. On the other hand, its Tommy Boy, how many times do you have to watch it before its gets boring? The thing is I don’t think anybody knows the number because I’m pretty sure a human being has yet to reach that limit. So peace.

bm4n

So I’m like leaving in a couple days. Stuff is crazy, just trying to wrap everything up around here. I plan on getting a haircut and setting up my new server tomorrow. Also I need to talk to a bunch of people about my Eagle badge. Not realy looking foward to it. Its actually kind of stressful, I am not even close to ready to leave everything behind…Oh well.

In the mean time:
I don’t need to explain myself

Dear Diary,

Mood: Apathetic.

Yesterday I ordered 3 donuts at Dunk’n Donuts and received four. The fourth is crap and I refuse to eat it. Thinking about burning it when I get home. Which could be hours…Maybe I will just throw it away. Seriously considering calling and complaining. My donut fetcher was less than enthusiastic to get the donuts I ordered.

I think I may be lactose intolerant. Contemplating suicide.