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Ahhhh, what a sweetheart (Can you believe this came from a camera phone?). Amelia + Grocery store = Marshmallows (obviously). Enjoy your delicious snack, Amelia

And, as always, here is the 3rd episode of the World of Stainboy. I have decided to modify all previous WoS (World of Stainboy, for the layman) posts so that the episodes are in links because my flash player auto starts and it would get even crazier if there were all 6 eps running at once…

Well, I’m off to fail some finals, wish me luck =)

~DJ_B3rZ3rQ

So I was sitting in the Math Lab the other day (as I do many a day) when I began to think about the amount of time I spend (read: waste) there. I was thinking maybe I could freeze time or go back in time or something so that maybe I could do all the math and other homework and then spend “real” time doing things that are good/useful like pwning people on Xbox Live, or Pogo, or mix trance…Then I thought about my chemistry class and I realized I time travel every morning! See after this whole college thing kicked off I realized I’m too retarded at night to set my alarm clock at a decent time and too retarded in the morning to listen to it. I tried setting my alarm clock back 2, 5, even 10 minutes but to no avail. Finally I did the unthinkable: I set my alarm clock not 10, but 20 full glorious minutes ahead of the real time so that I would panic at the late night and early morning. Sure enough it worked. I’d still go to bed too late and leave for classes too late but something magical happened: I was less late than before! So about a week ago, before the Math lab incident I noticed that I left for my 11:00 class at 11:08 and got there at 10:58…I gained 10 minutes! I never thought I’d get to experience time travelling before but now that I know it is possible it is one of the best things I have discovered on this college journey…Now don’t go thinking its something anyone can accomplish, it takes a special level of…retardedness (is that even a word?) to pull this off. I actually believe my alarm clock every morning…If I think about this too long I may realize something and so I’m gonna jump off the topic now as ignorance is bliss.

On a side note, here is episode two of the World of Stainboy (and once again a larger version can be found here):