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	<description>3... 2... 1... bm4n.</description>
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		<title>Blogging from my phone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 06:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rad? This is my roommate.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rad? This is my roommate.</p>
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		<title>Return of the Drivel</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh hey&#8230;There&#8217;s a blog here. Totally forgot. Huh. Well I guess I should write in it? What else do you do with a blog? This feels kind of awkward, like hanging out with a friend after reconnecting on facebook only to remember why you ignored them in the first place&#8230;Hehehe&#8230;Anyway, what&#8217;s up, ether? You&#8217;re not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh hey&#8230;There&#8217;s a blog here. Totally forgot. Huh. Well I guess I should write in it? What else do you do with a blog? This feels kind of awkward, like hanging out with a friend after reconnecting on facebook only to remember why you ignored them in the first place&#8230;Hehehe&#8230;Anyway, what&#8217;s up, ether? You&#8217;re not gonna reply so I don&#8217;t really know why I&#8217;m writing. I guess this is really a place for one-way communication, eh?</p>
<p>So I&#8217;ll just write about me. Turkey Day was delicious, I literally did not move yesterday, and I have Sunday and Monday off yay. I think later I&#8217;ll write a story or something and post it up here. Or a poem. I just started one, it goes like this:</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in Hell<br />
Counting seconds<br />
One more flies by<br />
And I&#8217;m out the door<br />
Foot to the floor<br />
I&#8217;m finally free<br />
I could go anywhere<br />
I would go anywhere<br />
But there&#8217;s nowhere to go<br />
I&#8217;m writing anarchist sentiments on my wall<br />
I write about arson in my personal diaries<br />
I don&#8217;t bathe and I sneer at strangers<br />
I listen to Rage and dream of fighting<br />
I fall asleep watching downloaded TV on my computer<br />
My two hundred dollar phone wakes me up in the morning<br />
Hi ho, hi ho I&#8217;m off to sell my soul<br />
I put on a smile because the customers come first<br />
This is my eulogy.</p>
<p>-Braxtron</p>
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		<title>Stab!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 03:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Loco Roco]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mustache]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>

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&#60;3 B
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<p>&lt;3 B</p>
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		<title>Things Remembered</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bm4n</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Why aren&#8217;t I in Utah?!!!
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Why aren&#8217;t I in Utah?!!!</p>
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		<title>Of sorts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bm4n</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, looks like it&#8217;s about time for an update.  A lot of junk has been happening over here at eternalnoob.net land and Braxton land as well.  Well for starters, I&#8217;ve reorganized a lot of my files and updated the links at the top of the page to reflect that.  I&#8217;ve also added [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, looks like it&#8217;s about time for an update.  A lot of junk has been happening over here at eternalnoob.net land and Braxton land as well.  Well for starters, I&#8217;ve reorganized a lot of my files and updated the links at the top of the page to reflect that.  I&#8217;ve also added a crap-ton of space to the server and new motherboard with another gig of RAM.  I set up <a href = http://www.smartfooddelicious.com target = blank>smartfooddelicious.com</a> a couple weeks ago and that went strong until the server upgrade.  The upgrade took about 2 weeks and I haven&#8217;t got to the site since&#8230;Not that I don&#8217;t have lots of content to put up there.  Maybe I&#8217;ll start when I get to Utah.  Which brings me to the second point of this post:</p>
<p>I&#8217;m about to head over to Utah on Wednesday.  I&#8217;m gonna be there for like 6 weeks or something pursuing my dream of doing nothing and snowboarding.  I&#8217;ll be with my BFFF, Claire:<br />
<img src="http://eternalnoob.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/clairebraxton.jpg" alt="clairebraxton" title="clairebraxton" width="512" height="342" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-212" /></p>
<p>So I&#8217;ll be there.  Oh yeah, I set up a family blog too at <a href = http://perdunkle.eternalnoob.net target = blank>perdunkle.eternalnoob.net</a>.  And a few weeks ago Caleb and I set up a jib on my car which is currently a three-wheeled vehicle.  My mom took some video on her camera.  Caleb cut it into a video using Windows Movie Maker and Rage Against the Machine.  Here it is:</p>
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<p>Welp, see ya later.<br />
Braxton</p>
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